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welcome to dA btw
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"What's keeping Perry the platypus? Gee, i h-hope something horrible happened to him..."
"...does someone need a hug?"
"OF COURSE NOT YOU GLORIFIED WAFFLE IRON!"
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#Doof CLUB! [link]
And thank you!
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Excuse me a second...
Okay say what now?
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Mad scientists are the best type of scientists.
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"What's keeping Perry the platypus? Gee, i h-hope something horrible happened to him..."
"...does someone need a hug?"
"OF COURSE NOT YOU GLORIFIED WAFFLE IRON!"
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#Doof CLUB! [link]
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Excuse me a second...
Okay say what now?
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Mad scientists are the best type of scientists.
(ive just come back from a london devmeet, my room needs tidying, i have 3 pieces of homework to do, i wanna upload some of my devmeet photos before i pack to go to portugal tommorow and my phone has just deleted all my songs so i need to re-upload those)
so...its gonna be a lil delayed.
when i get to portugal and into the apartment ill have a go on it
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"What's keeping Perry the platypus? Gee, i h-hope something horrible happened to him..."
"...does someone need a hug?"
"OF COURSE NOT YOU GLORIFIED WAFFLE IRON!"
==================
#Doof CLUB! [link]
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Excuse me a second...
Okay say what now?
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Mad scientists are the best type of scientists.
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"What's keeping Perry the platypus? Gee, i h-hope something horrible happened to him..."
"...does someone need a hug?"
"OF COURSE NOT YOU GLORIFIED WAFFLE IRON!"
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#Doof CLUB! [link]
That's okay I have to go back to the dogs that peed on me tomorrow.
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Excuse me a second...
Okay say what now?
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Mad scientists are the best type of scientists.
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